THOUGHTS OF MISS UNIVERSE
2016/17
The Eyeful Tower has a new name and c'est la belle Mademoiselle, Iris Mittenaere of the fashion capital of the world, France! Of all the countries that have won Miss Universe, France is the country that has had to wait the longest for a second win. Christiane Martel won the Miss Universe crown for France way back in 1953 which makes Peru the new country that has had to wait the longest for a repeat win as it is the only country that has won Miss Universe in the 1950s but has yet to crown a repeat winner but Miss Universe pageants held in January seem to be good for ending long crowning droughts seeing how Colombia won its second crown in January 2015 and now France has won its second crown in January 2017 so all eyes will be on the Peruvian delegate if another Miss Universe pageant is held in January! Europe has struggled in recent years to get the Miss Universe crown. The last winner representing a European country was Oxana Fedorova of Russia in 2002 who got dethroned a few months after winning after being unable to fulfill her obligations as Miss Universe and Oxana was replaced by Panama's Justine Pasek. Therefore, the last full term Miss Universe from Europe was Norway's Mona Grudt who won the Miss Universe crown way back in 1990! Iris is only the 3rd French representative to make the top 5. Last year, Flora Coquerel managed to place in the top 5 so even though France has placed in the semifinals many years, only Christiane, Flora and now Iris are the only 3 representatives to make the top 5 for France. France is also one of 3 countries that have competed in EVERY Miss Universe pageant since its inception in 1952. Canada and Germany are the other two and USA was disqualified in 1957.
The 65th Miss Universe pageant was the second to experience a leap year syndrome since it was technically the 2016 Miss Universe pageant even though it was held in January 2017 just like the 63rd Miss Universe pageant (Miss Universe 2014) but was held in January 2015. This year was '16 going on '17 to borrow from 'The Sound of Music' on which much of my first round prethoughts were based this year. The good news was that Miss Universe gave FOX a lead in the U.S. ratings for January 29 with slightly lower results than the last pageant which aired in December 2015. The pageant got an average rating of 1.5 in adults aged 18-49 and 5.21 million viewers compared to a 1.6 rating and 5.62 million for the previous one. However, the 2014 Miss Universe pageant held in January 2015 had 7.5 million viewers which means there was a significant decrease from that last January airing so hopefully this mean that they will find a date in possibly November 2017 to hold Miss Universe 2017 so the calendar years at least match. Today, there are many more options with online video streaming so ratings for practically everything have progressively decreased over the years and since they didn't get 7.5 million in the U.S., it will probably be kept within 2017 perhaps in November or December.
There were a few changes this year and I felt that they were changes for the worse. The formatting of the previous two Miss Universe pageants were much better with all the delegates being featured with proper introductions in their national costumes and factoids presented as well so last year was actually done right compared to this year. It still wasn't 1997 but still 2015 had the better way to keep all the elements of pageantry that are supposed to be there. This year, as Flo Rida (who also performed during the 2009 Miss Universe swimsuit competition) performed a medley of some of his hits (In The Ayer/Low/My House/Zillionaire) during the introduction of the delegates which went by really quickly with each delegate simply walking out on stage in a Sherri Hill dress with only the country announced and not the delegate's actual name being announced or even captioned. It hasn't been done this way since 2000. I realize that some people may shift their eyes to the caption without looking at the girl herself but they did it that way last year and as I have said many times before, these ladies have names and voices that deserve to be heard and recognized which is why the 2015 Miss Universe pageant had better formatting. There was also a reduction from a top 15 to a top 13. It was originally thought to be a top 12 but then they announced that the 13th delegate would be the Internet vote winner. Last year, they cut from 15 to 10 to 5 to 3. This year, they cut from 13 to 9 to 6 to 3. I preferred last year's numbers for each round. Also, they had ladies appear with 2 or 3 delegates at a time which I feel ruins the suspense of each individual delegate walking out on stage as you can see the gown of the last delegate of the 3 before she does her walk. Also, the gown and swimsuit competitions went by way too quickly, especially for a 3 hour telecast. I understand the need for a faster pace when it comes to today's low attention spanned audience but let's be reasonable and the number of viewers was lower so going back to the previous format couldn't hurt. I don't mind the 3 delegates on stage at a time aspect being used for preliminaries to tighten that though but not for the final telecast. They used to fit so much in a 2 hour telecast and now it has been extended to a 3 hour telecast and yet, they didn't even have time to announce the winners of Miss Photogenic who was Albania and Miss Congeniality who was Korea.
Steve Harvey returned as host this year following last year's crowning debacle where he mistakenly announced Colombia's Ariadna Gutierrez as the winner when she was actually the first runner up resulting in her being crowned and everyone believing she had won for 2 minutes until Steve returned on stage and corrected his mistake announcing that Philippines' Pia Wurtzbach was actually the winner resulting in Paulina Vega having to uncrown her country's delegate and then crown Pia. This resulted in the most news coverage a Miss Universe win has ever had in a very long time in today's scandal hungry media world. This year's pageant had multiple references to that incident including an introduction with Steve planning to escape if it happened again which we all hoped it wouldn't. This year's pageant was also the third Miss Universe pageant to be held in the pageant obsessed nation of the Philippines following the 1974 and 1994 pageants. The ladies were all treated like royalty during their stay and the ladies must have loved the attention and admiration they received from the locals. There were many high-fashion modelling events and even an event where the delegates got to walk with little girls from the Philippines who acted like their little sisters which was a tradition synonymous with the Miss Universe pageant during the glorious years of 1983 to 1995. Some people commented that this year's pageant didn't showcase the cultural aspects of the Philippines as much as previous years but there were a few segments such was Pia taking co-host Ashley Graham on a tour and some 'It's More Fun in the Philippines' commercials during the telecast so I think ample coverage of the host country was featured. Many people followed the pageant on social media prior to the final show so I'm sure most people were very aware that the Philippines were hosting this year.
How did I do with my predictions? Well, I picked 7 of the top 13 plus 2 alternates (USA and Colombia). The 4 ladies that missed my list were: Panama, Kenya, Canada and Haiti. 3 of those ladies were all mentioned my next tier below honorable mentions as I had Panama at 27th place, Kenya at 30th place and Canada at 34th place but the main surprise this year was Haiti who got all the way to 1st runner up matching the placement of the last Haitian to place at Miss Universe, Gerthie David back in 1975! But what happened to my 6 ladies that didn't place? Well, the first of them was the powerhouse nation of Venezuela who actually had an unusually bad year in pageantry for 2016 as they didn't place at Miss Universe, Miss World and Miss International which is highly unusual. My friend Hernan who likes to look for patterns found a very interesting one that he mentioned to me about Venezuela 5 years ago. You would notice that USA won Miss Universe in 1954, 1956, 1960 and Venezuela missed the semifinals 50 years later (2004, 2006 and 2010) so since USA won 1967, it technically happened again with this year being 2017 (although I'm aware this should actually be 2016) but Venezuela missed the semifinals in the calendar year of 2017! The next Miss Venezuela, Keysi Sayago, has already been crowned so will she also not place or did Mariam Habach take the non-placement for her? Since USA also won Miss Universe 1980, 1995, 1997 and 2012 this might be a bad thing for Venezuela in 2030, 2045, 2047 and 2062! Mariam Habach epically rocked the preliminaries though. She easily had the best body in the competition and her performance in the preliminaries where she dramatically removed an overskirt to reveal the gown underneath had the audience roar with delight and it was easily the highlight of the preliminaries and a notable demonstration of the magic and glamour that is sadly missing from today's pageantry. I'll admit that Mariam has a long face and I thought this would affect her from getting the win but she is definitely more telegenic than photogenic and she also won two awards in the Philippines from sponsors called Miss Flawless of the Universe and Miss Phoenix Elegant. (Indonesia won Miss Phoenix Smile and Philippines won Miss Phoenix Jewel.) One of the judges, Francine LeFrak was interviewed and mentioned that Mariam seemed less confident during interviews which I found hard to believe as I have seen other interviews with Mariam and her presentation skills are excellent as she is very animated but perhaps Mariam was giving a dumbed-down performance as perhaps she didn't have the desire to win but you couldn't tell that during the preliminary presentation show. Mariam also had a reputation of being a mean girl and other friends of mine got their wish that she didn't place because they see her as spoiled and arrogant behind the scenes and there was a video circulating of Mariam pinching the back fat of Miss Colombia to which Miss Colombia looked back at her questioning her motives but Mariam laughed it off as if she was being playful. Mariam has also won 9 pageants prior to being shut-out at Miss Universe so there may have been some observance of her behavior which resulted in her exclusion. A lot of people noted that Mariam looked down quite a bit while the top 13 were announced so perhaps she knew her exclusion was coming. After Thailand was announced as the last of the top 13, you could see Austria give Mariam's arm a comforting touch. The next exclusion was Australia's Caris Tiivel who was viewed as an early favorite throughout the pageant but somehow fizzled during preliminaries wearing a gown reminiscent of the one worn by Brazil's 2012 delegate who made the top 5 that year kissing her shoulders when she got nervous! Caris was strong overall and Australia has been doing well recently but some people thought her voice sounded a little too high-pitched but I thought that was irrelevant but perhaps that's what affected her. Next was Puerto Rico's Brenda Jimenez who was originally her country's first runner up but found herself competing at Miss Universe when the original winner, Kristhielee Caride was stripped of her title after an unenthusiastic interview with a reporter and this case went to court but Kristhielee lost that fight and Brenda competed quite well at Miss Universe. Her body and walk were on point and her gown was very nice and her interview skills are very good but perhaps the whole telenovela that has been going on in Puerto Rican pageantry had an impact and they felt it best to omit Brenda. Ukraine sent a strong delegate and Alena Spodynyuk was admired by many pageant predictors but some thought her red gown looked too similar to the one worn by their 2014 delegate even though she has a great body and overall look. I did mention that I thought a lot of Ukraine's success in recent years were Donald Trump's doing while he owned the pageant and that Ukraine might go back to being ignored like they were before 2006 and it seems like that is the case so Ukraine is really going to have fight to be noticed in the future as that help they once had is no longer there. Barbados sent a great model in Shannon Harris this year after a 9 year absence from the pageant and she also was an early favorite that fizzled during preliminaries like Australia. Her gown probably could have been better but I loved her Caribbean accent and the birthplace of pop sensation Rihanna has gone yet another year without ever placing at Miss Universe. Finally, Sierra Leone competed for the first time ever and they sent an irresistibly loveable delegate with Hawa Kamara who sported the short hairstyle reminiscent of Tanzania's Flaviana Matata who finished 6th at Miss Universe 2007. Her gown was very nice and her body decent so I thought Hawa would get that placement for Africa but it turns out that African spot went to Kenya this year.
ACTUAL TOP 13: |
MY PREDICTIONS: |
Winner=France-Iris Mittenaere |
Winner=Indonesia-Kezia Warouw* |
1st Runner Up=Haiti-Raquel Pélissier |
1st Runner Up=Venezuela-Mariam Habach |
2nd Runner Up=Colombia-Andrea Tovar |
2nd Runner Up=France-Iris Mittenaere* |
FINALISTS (alpha'l): |
FINALISTS: |
Kenya-Mary Esther Were |
Australia-Caris Tiivel |
Philippines-Maxine Medina |
Brazil-Raissa Santana* |
Thailand-Chalita Suansane |
Philippines-Maxine Medina* |
SEMIFINALISTS (alpha'l): |
SEMIFINALISTS: |
Canada-Siera Bearchell |
Mexico-Kristal Silva* |
Mexico-Kristal Silva |
Puerto Rico-Brenda Jimenez |
USA-Deshauna Barber |
Ukraine-Alena Spodynyuk |
QUARTERFINALISTS (alpha'l): |
QUARTERFINALISTS: |
Brazil-Raissa Santana |
Peru-Valeria Piazza* |
Indonesia-Kezia Warouw |
Barbados-Shannon Harris |
Panama-Keity Drennan |
Thailand-Chalita Suansane* |
Peru-Valeria Piazza |
Sierra Leone-Hawa Kamara |
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ALTERNATES: Turkey, Albania, USA*, Colombia*, Chile |
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HONORABLE MENTIONS: Argentina, Spain, Malaysia, Finland, China |
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* = made actual top 13 |
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